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Funny Anti-Jokes

1291. What Do You Call a Kangaroo in the North Pole?

Lost.

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Funny Sayings

1292. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.

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Funny Advice

1293. If You Pour the Milk Before the Cereal, You’ll Never be Forced to Eat Dry Cereal

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Funny Clothes

1294. The Other Part of the Crop Top

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Funny Things to Do

1295. Have a Staring Contest with Your Dog

Sometimes she actually stares back. See also Dogs.

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Funny Phobias

1296. Ammophobia

Fear of walking on sand.

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Funny Quotes

1297. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

―Steve Martin

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Funny Euphemisms

1298. Eat Schnitzel

See also Profanity.

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Funny Quotes

1299. “Peoples say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every say.”

―A. A. Milne

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Funny Observations

1300. Disney Characters Are Confusing

Mickey and Minnie are mice but they treat Pete the cat like a friend. Both Goofy and Pluto are dogs, so why isn't Pluto like Goofy or Goofy like Pluto? See also Cartoons.

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