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Funny Things

1291. The Tic Tac Hustle

Tic Tacs are almost pure sugar, but get away with calling themselves sugar-free because US regulations state that anything less than a gram of sugar is sugar-free, and individual Tic Tacs weigh less than a gram. They’ve been hustling us since 1968. See also Candy.

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Funny Observations

1292. The Stomach Thinks All Potatoes Are Mashed

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Funny Questions

1293. Why Don't They Remove the Head at the Start of Scooby-doo?

If 100% of my cases were solved by removing the head, I would definitely start by doing that. So why wait? See also Cartoons.

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Funny Advice

1294. To be Sure of Hitting the Target, Shoot First, and Call Whatever You Hit the Target

You’ll always win.

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Funny Advice

1295. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

No, seriously.

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Funny Observations

1296. Baker is Just Short for "Bread Maker"

? See also Bread.

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Funny Phobias

1297. Suspensaphobia

Fear of... See also Made Up.

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Funny Places

1298. Poop Creek, Oregon

See also Scatological.

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Funny Things to Do

1299. Reading the Entire Description of Each Meal when Ordering at a Restaurant

See also Restaurants.

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Funny Observations

1300. Strawberries are not berries, but bananas are.

See also Fruits.

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