Guest Entries
Funny Jobs
1343. Flashlight Holder
When your dad is working on something in the dark, and you have to stand behind him with the weapon of light.
Funny Observations
1344. Every time you paint your room, it gets smaller. But every time you paint your house, it gets bigger.
Funny Insults
1345. Last Time I Laughed at Your Jokes I Laughed So Hard That I Fell off My Dinosaur
See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Diseases
1347. Paris Syndrome
When you have a breakdown because Paris is disappointing. See also French.
Funny Names
1349. Lord Tweedmouth
Sir Dudely Majorbanks was the first Lord Tweedmouth of Scotland. He invented Golden Retrivers and owned a forest known as Gutchinshire. See also Dogs, History, Scottish.
Funny Quotes
1350. “The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
―Douglas Adams in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
