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Funny Advice

1341. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…

You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Insults

1342. You’re Like Moby Dick, but Without the Moby

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Funny Observations

1343. Watermelons are melons full of water. Oranges are orange. So why don’t we call Bananas “yellows”?

Seriously, who came up with these names? See also Fruits.

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Funny Euphemisms

1344. Necks with Faces

Also known as snakes. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1345. What do you call a one-pronged fork?

A knife. See also Cutlery.

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Funny Foods

1346. Bread in a Can Shop

Best thing since bagged milk!

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Funny Foods

1347. Diner Lobster

Best. Lobster. Ever.

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Funny People

1348. Cousin Throckmorton

See also Math.

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Funny Insults

1349. Your Nose is a Capitalist

Added by a Guest on January 11, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

1350. Forgetting How to Type Sertain Words

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