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Funny Quotes

1341. “I can’t fit the orange in the pencil sharpener, Mom.”

Something I once said while sleepwalking.

Added by a Guest on October 9, 2020| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

1342. Sound-Emitting Firewood

Also known as a violin.

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Funny Foods

1343. Crab Raccoon

Mmm, delicious raccoon.

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Funny Clothes

1344. Crop Corsets

Wait a minute…

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Funny Insults

1345. Ñoqui

The Spanish word for gnocchi. In Argentina, it’s used to insult a person who does nothing but procrastinate and later takes the credit and salary of someone else who really deserves it. See also Pasta, Work.

Added by a Guest on October 5, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

1346. Aibohphobia

The fear of palindromes.

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Funny Observations

1347. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.

Go robbers. See also Crime.

Added by a Guest on October 3, 2020| 23 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

1348. Aerobics, My Favourite Spectator Sport

See also Exercise.

Added by a Guest on October 1, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

1349. Why do fish live in salt water?

Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on September 30, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

1350. You're So Unfunny That a Tree is More of a Comedian

See also Trees.

Added by a Guest on September 28, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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