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Funny Anti-Jokes

1341. What do you call a joke that’s not funny?

A sentence.

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Funny Names

1342. Jake Butt

Played tight end for Detroit Lions. See also Football.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1343. What Do You Call a Cat with Two Heads?

Dead and in a museum. See also Cats.

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Funny Books

1344. How to Soap Correctly

I’ve been soaping wrong all my life! See also Bathroom, Made Up.

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Funny Observations

1345. The age ratio between two people always gets smaller…

But never flips. See also Math.

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Funny Observations

1346. Cats are smarter than humans. They don’t need to be taught to use the bathroom.

See also Cats.

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Funny Observations

1347. Water is like a plant. If you water it, it grows.

See also Water.

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Funny Words

1348. Youins

Per Jeff Foxworthy, “Y’all plus three.”

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Funny Phrases

1349. Go Hang a Salami! I’m a Lasagna Hog!

See also Palindromes.

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Funny Questions

1350. Can You Raed Tihs? If So, Tehn Cnogrtas. Mnay Poelpe Cna't. All Taht You Hvae to Do is Mkae Srue Taht the Frsit and Lsat Lteerts Saty the Smae.

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