Guest Entries
Funny Things
1351. The Dump Trump Statue
Really, look it up. It's him sitting on a golden toilet with his pants down, tweeting. See also Politics, Presidents, Scatalogical.
Funny Jobs
1352. Golf Ball Diver
You go around and scuba dive in those ponds at golf courses, dodge alligators, and retrieve golf balls. See also Golf.
Funny Words
1353. Choir
According to some website, it’s the most hard-to-pronounce word in the English language. Closely followed by the word “squirrel.”
Funny Observations
1355. You Can't Stick out Your Tongue and Breathe Through Your Nose
(I bet you tried it and realized that you can, but now you look like a panting dog.) See also Pranks.
Funny Observations
1356. I can't believe people believe in giraffes but not unicorns.
Seriously, what's more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 50-foot neck?
Funny Books
1359. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Shop
The bible of a real religion. See also Religion.
Funny Observations
1360. We Make Pizzas Round then Put Them in Square Boxes and Cut Them into Triangles
See also Pizza.