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Funny Things

1351. The Dump Trump Statue

Really, look it up. It's him sitting on a golden toilet with his pants down, tweeting. See also Politics, Presidents, Scatalogical.

Added by a Guest on April 5, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

1352. Golf Ball Diver

You go around and scuba dive in those ponds at golf courses, dodge alligators, and retrieve golf balls. See also Golf.

Added by a Guest on April 4, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

1353. Choir

According to some website, it’s the most hard-to-pronounce word in the English language. Closely followed by the word “squirrel.”

Added by a Guest on April 4, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1354. Dying of Old Age is Just Dying of Not Dying

See also Death.

Added by a Guest on April 2, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1355. You Can't Stick out Your Tongue and Breathe Through Your Nose

(I bet you tried it and realized that you can, but now you look like a panting dog.) See also Pranks.

Added by a Guest on April 1, 2020| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1356. I can't believe people believe in giraffes but not unicorns.

Seriously, what's more believable? A horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 50-foot neck?

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2020| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

1358. Guess What Word I Just Invented?

Plagiarism.

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

1359. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Shop

The bible of a real religion. See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on March 30, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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