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Funny Phrases

1221. My Man, That’s Crazy, But Did I Ask?

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Funny Phobias

1222. Phb

Fear of vowels. See also Grammar, Made Up.

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Funny Jobs

1223. Foot-Holder

Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet. See also Medieval.

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Funny Phobias

1224. Gigantaphidaphobia

The fear of comically-large bees. See also Bees, Insects.

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Funny Insults

1225. You Whoreson Zed

A Shakespearean insult that basically means that you are absolutely, utterly useless. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

1226. “I’m an early bird and a night owl, so I’m wise, and I have worms.”

―Michael Scott

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Funny Questions

1227. If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make animals out of food?

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Funny Sayings

1228. Don’t open the fridge… the salad’s dressing.

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Things to Do

1229. Stealing Food from the Person in the Mirror

Apply force if necessary.

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Funny Places

1230. Wyoming, Rhode Island

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