Guest Entries

1181. Crab Raccoon

Mmm, delicious raccoon.

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1182. Crop Corsets

Wait a minute…

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The Spanish word for gnocchi. In Argentina, it’s used to insult a person who does nothing but procrastinate and later takes the credit and salary of someone else who really deserves it. See also Pasta, Work.

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Funny Phobias

1184. Aibohphobia

The fear of palindromes.

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Funny Observations

1185. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.

Go robbers. See also Crime.

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Funny Sayings

1186. Aerobics, My Favourite Spectator Sport

Funny Questions

1187. Why do fish live in salt water?

Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.

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Funny Insults

1188. You're So Unfunny That a Tree is More of a Comedian

Funny Observations

1189. A caterpillar isn't a “cat” or an “er” or a “pillar,” but if you think about it, it does make sense.

Cats are a living organism and pillars are long and the “er” doesn't really make sense, just like a caterpillar. See also Insects.

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Funny Advice

1190. After giving people advice always say, “I'm not sure it works tho” so they can't say it ruined their life.

(I’m not sure it works tho.)

Added by a Guest on September 20, 2020| 10 Comments | 264 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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