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Funny Insults

1181. Being Funny is Soup and You’re a Fork

It sounds better in the original Finnish, “Huumori on soppaa ja sinä olet haarukka.” See also Finnish.

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Funny Sayings

1182. There’s Mercury in Uranus!

What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.

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Funny Instruments

1183. Children

Teachers and parents used to whack them to make noises, but now this instrument is illegal in most countries.

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Funny People

1184. A Cop Wearing Shorts

Funny Observations

1185. ‘Misspelled’ is One of the Ten Hardest Words to Spell

I’m not kidding, look it up. See also Ironic.

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Funny Questions

1186. Is Every Drink Just Flavored Water?

Huh. Maybe.

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Funny Advice

1187. If You Wait Until the Last Minute to Do It, It Only Takes a Minute to Do

Funny Observations

1188. Every Second I Break My Record for Living…

Funny Phobias

1189. Oia

The fear of consonants. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

1190. You Ranky Danky Donkey

This fish is so undercooked, it’s still finding Nemo.

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