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Funny Names

1181. Woodathith Lumbar McSticky

What I named my piece of driftwood. See also Wood.

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Funny Observations

1182. Being Named Hazel but Having Brown Eyes

Why didn’t they just name me Brown?

Added by a Guest on August 23, 2021| 1 Comment | 58 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

1183. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

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Funny Diseases

1184. Your Ugly Attitude

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Funny Words

1185. Potvaliant

To be brave as a result of being drunk, aka “Dutch Courage.” See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

1186. I Hope Next Time You Go to Wash Your Hands Your Cuffs Get Wet

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Funny Jobs

1187. Printer Ink Replacer

The pay must be good.

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Funny Questions

1188. How do I tell my parents I’m adopted?

Added by a Guest on July 27, 2021| 23 Comments | 102 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

1189. A Butt Tuba

A tuba you can play with your butt. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Words

1190. Sozzled

To be very drunk, e.g. “Aunt Jean is sozzled!"

Added by a Guest on July 20, 2021| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike