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Funny Words

1191. Perendinate

To procrastinate for a long time, but especially two days. See also Procrastination.

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Funny Observations

1192. If you get a bigger bed than you have now you will have more bed room but less bedroom.

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Funny Names

1193. William Williamson

See also Redundant.

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Funny Nicknames

1194. Funcle

The fun uncle. Not to be confused with Druncle.

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Funny Drinks

1195. Grape Juice

Tastes like purple.

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Funny Insults

1196. I Hope Your Day is as Pleasant as You Are!

Wishing someone a horrible day in the classiest way possible.

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Funny Animals

1197. Beach Chicken

Also known as a seagull. See also Birds.

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Funny Animals

1198. Bony-Eared Assfish

Do not bite the hand that names you. Seriously, a real animal. See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1199. What do you call a robot that drinks water?

Rusty. See also Sad.

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Funny Advice

1200. If You Hear Weird Noises in the Night, Simply Make Weirder Noises to Assert Dominance

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