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Funny Phrases

1191. Yo Tengo Un Gato En Mis Pantalones

See also Cats, Pants, Spanish.

Added by a Guest on July 14, 2021| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

1192. Meinfrieter

Old Norse for Stinkfart. Use in school against people who don't read Rick Riordan. Also, don't let teachers who have read Rick Riordan hear you say it. You can even use it on your teacher if they're being a stinkfart. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on July 13, 2021| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

1193. Saippuakivikauppias

A Finnish palindrome for a traveling salesman who sells caustic soda to the soap industry. See also Finnish, Palindromes.

Added by a Guest on July 9, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

1194. Caboodle

A collection in its entirety; a bunch; a lot of.

Added by a Guest on June 24, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1195. She told me to come over because no one was home.

So I went over, and no one was home.

Added by a Guest on June 21, 2021| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1196. An anti-vaxxer, a flat-earther, and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar.

Then she orders a drink.

Added by a Guest on June 16, 2021| 26 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

1197. Quarce

Once, twice, thrice, quarce.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

1198. Cleaning Your Soap

See also Redundant.

Added by a Guest on June 13, 2021| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1199. Why Were the Two Lawyers Arguing?

It’s their job. See also Lawyers.

Added by a Guest on June 11, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

1200. Cowardly Naughty Word

Also known as a euphemism.

Added by a Guest on June 8, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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