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Funny Quotes

1161. “It’s like my Dad always says, ‘Always give a hundred percent, unless you’re donating blood or getting a divorce.’”

―Pitch Perfect 3

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Funny Quotes

1162. “Zoinks! It’s the Gay Blade!”

―Shaggy from Scooby-Doo See also Cartoons.

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Funny Advice

1163. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1164. I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”

So we stopped playing chess. See also Games.

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Funny Observations

1165. Hyphenated, Non-Hyphenated

The irony. See also Grammar, Irony.

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Funny Places

1166. Bacon Level, Alabama

See also Bacon, Southern.

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Funny Questions

1167. Is a gingerbread man made of his house, or is his house made of him?

See also Dessert.

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Funny Questions

1168. Do dogs think in English or barks?

See also Dogs.

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Funny Sayings

1169. I before E except…

When your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight beige counterfeit sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. See also Grammar.

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Funny Insults

1170. If Your Brain Was Dynamite, There Wouldn't be Enough to Blow Your Hat Off

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