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Funny Observations

1161. All the Languages in the World Are a Result of a Really Long Game of Telephone

See also Language.

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Funny Sayings

1162. I’m Such a Good Cook, Even the Fire Alarm Cheers for Me

See also Cook, Kitchen.

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Funny Euphemisms

1163. Diet Spoon

Also known as a fork. See also Utensils.

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Funny Quotes

1164. “I’m suddenly out of witty things to say. Uh, bananas.”

―No One

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Funny Advice

1165. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.

Added by a Guest on April 30, 2021| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

1166. A Butterfly on the Back Turns Into a Vulture in the Crack

See also Tattoo.

Added by a Guest on April 29, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

1167. Sunsat

When the sunset is no longer able to be seen. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

1168. Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.

Don’t worry, you’ve got plenty of time. See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 23, 2021| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

1169. Blobby McBlob

A disposable glove filled with water. See also Made Up.

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Funny Quotes

1170. “It’s like my Dad always says, ‘Always give a hundred percent, unless you’re donating blood or getting a divorce.’”

―Pitch Perfect 3

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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