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Funny Quotes

1161. “Peoples say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every say.”

―A. A. Milne

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Funny Observations

1162. Disney Characters Are Confusing

Mickey and Minnie are mice but they treat Pete the cat like a friend. Both Goofy and Pluto are dogs, so why isn't Pluto like Goofy or Goofy like Pluto? See also Cartoons.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1163. Knock Knock

Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.” See also Grammar.

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Funny Clothes

1164. Sweater Crop Tops

Yay. Now one-fourth of my body is warm.

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Funny Euphemisms

1165. Squirt Gun Bullets

Also known as water. See also Weapons.

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Funny Phrases

1166. umop ap!sdn

Turn your screen upside down. 🙃

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2020| 9 Comments | 69 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1167. The World’s Largest Tire Producer is LEGO

Yup, LEGO. They produce about 306 freaking million tires per year. See also Legos.

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Funny Insults

1168. You Blockhead

Added by a Guest on August 18, 2020| 9 Comments | 37 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1169. Vending Machines Are Twice as Dangerous as Sharks

I'm not kidding, look it up—they kill more people every year. See also Sharks.

Added by a Guest on August 17, 2020| 11 Comments | 78 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

1170. California, Missouri

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