Guest Entries

Funny Advice

1161. If You Wait Until the Last Minute to Do It, It Only Takes a Minute to Do

See also Homework, Schools.

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Funny Observations

1162. Every Second I Break My Record for Living…

See also Life.

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Funny Phobias

1163. Oia

The fear of consonants. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

1164. You Ranky Danky Donkey

This fish is so undercooked, it’s still finding Nemo.

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Funny Phrases

1165. My Man, That’s Crazy, But Did I Ask?

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Funny Phobias

1166. Phb

Fear of vowels. See also Grammar, Made Up.

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Funny Jobs

1167. Foot-Holder

Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet. See also Medieval.

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Funny Phobias

1168. Gigantaphidaphobia

The fear of comically-large bees. See also Bees, Insects.

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Funny Insults

1169. You Whoreson Zed

A Shakespearean insult that basically means that you are absolutely, utterly useless. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

1170. “I’m an early bird and a night owl, so I’m wise, and I have worms.”

―Michael Scott

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