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Funny Observations

1161. If Trees Were Alive, They Would Make Furniture out of Bones, Flesh, and Blood

See also Dark, Trees.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2021| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

1162. Wait, where’d all my money go?

“Oh yeah, I’m riding it.”
― Me on My $5,000 Horse See also Horses, Money.

Added by a Guest on May 23, 2021| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

1163. School is the Worst Job

I don't get paid enough for this rubbish. See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2021| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1164. What does a dog say on New Years Eve?

Woof. See also Dogs, Holidays.

Added by a Guest on May 17, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

1165. James Garfield

Imagine being named after a fictional cat. See also Cats, Presidents.

Added by a Guest on May 17, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

1166. Fingerless Gloves

Useful if your palms are cold. See also Winter.

Added by a Guest on May 14, 2021| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

1167. Agyilag Zokni

Hungarian for “Mentally, you are a sock.” See also Hungarian, Socks.

Added by a Guest on May 13, 2021| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1168. What’s Wet and Can Fly?

A wet bird. See also Birds, Water.

Added by a Guest on May 11, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

1169. May the Devil Make a Ladder of Your Backbone While Picking Apples in the Garden of Hell

A traditional Irish curse. See also Irish.

Added by a Guest on May 11, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

1170. A Strange Man in Underwear

Also known as a superhero. See also Comics.

Added by a Guest on May 10, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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