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Funny Euphemisms

1161. A Strange Man in Underwear

Also known as a superhero. See also Comics.

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Funny Names

1162. Pantless Mike

I always wanted to name my dog “Pantless Mike,” but I never ended up getting a dog because I’m poor and in debt. See also Dogs.

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Funny Observations

1163. You Can’t Stand Backwards on Stairs

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Funny Words

1164. “Minimum” in Cursive

It’s just a bunch of bumps in a row.

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Funny Observations

1165. All the Languages in the World Are a Result of a Really Long Game of Telephone

See also Language.

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Funny Sayings

1166. I’m Such a Good Cook, Even the Fire Alarm Cheers for Me

See also Cook, Kitchen.

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Funny Euphemisms

1167. Diet Spoon

Also known as a fork. See also Utensils.

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Funny Quotes

1168. “I’m suddenly out of witty things to say. Uh, bananas.”

―No One

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Funny Advice

1169. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.

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Funny Sayings

1170. A Butterfly on the Back Turns Into a Vulture in the Crack

See also Tattoo.

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