Guest Entries
Funny Quotes
1127. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
―Robert Frost See also Work.
Funny Quotes
1128. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”
I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.
Funny Words
1129. Purzelbaum
Deutsch for “tumble tree,” every German child knows all about this one. It may sound like it’s part of the plant kingdom, but a Purzelbaum actually describes a somersault on the ground, often finishing in the dirt and resulting in dirty knees. See also German.
Funny Advice
1130. You Don’t Need a Parachute to Go Skydiving
You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice. See also Skydiving.