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Funny Observations

1121. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.

Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.

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1122. Who you gon’ call? GHOST MUSTARD!

Chef’s kiss.

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Funny Advice

1123. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee

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1124. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

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Funny Advice

1125. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1126. Why is Six Afraid of Seven?

Because it is a bigger number.

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Funny Euphemisms

1127. Devils Lettuce

Also known as marijuana. See also Drugs.

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Funny Observations

1128. “I could care less” and “I couldn’t care less” mean the same thing.

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1129. What Do You Call an Alligator Who Starts Fights?

An instigator. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Advice

1130. It’s the Thought That Counts...

So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.

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