Guest Entries

Funny Phrases

1151. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur

French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.

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Funny People

1152. Guest

They exist on planet Inherently Funny.
They ARE ONE.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1153. What do you call an ape with a cell phone?

A human.

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Funny Insults

1154. What Are You Going to Do for a Face when the Baboon Wants It’s Butt Back?

See also Monkeys.

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Funny Words

1155. Frice

Once, Twice, Thrice, Frice. See also Made Up.

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Funny Advice

1156. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…

You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.

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Funny Insults

1157. You’re Like Moby Dick, but Without the Moby

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Funny Observations

1158. Watermelons are melons full of water. Oranges are orange. So why don’t we call Bananas “yellows”?

Seriously, who came up with these names? See also Fruits.

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Funny Euphemisms

1159. Necks with Faces

Also known as snakes. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1160. What do you call a one-pronged fork?

A knife. See also Cutlery.

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