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Funny Questions

1171. What did the seal with a broken flipper say to the shark?

Do not consume if seal is broken. See also Sharks.

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Funny Videos

1172. IDK the Name, but the Video is Hilarious

Honestly.

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Funny Animals

1173. Fancy Chickens

Dressed to impress. Also known as penguins. See also Birds.

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Funny Euphemisms

1174. Panda Whales

Also known as killer whales.

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Funny Words

1175. Poggersdorf, Austria

According to Wikipedia, “A so-called Market Municipality in the district of Klagenfurt-Land in the Austrian federal state of Carinthia.” See also Austrian.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1176. What can’t go down a chimney, but can go up a chimney?

Santa Claus. Ever notice how he always struggles to get down the chimney, but when it’s time to leave, whoosh, he’s back on the roof? See also Christmas.

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Funny Diseases

1177. Covid-20

The sequel.

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Funny Euphemisms

1178. Lab Rats

Also known as students. See also Schools.

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Funny Insults

1179. You're So Short You Have to Roll Up Your Underwear

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Funny Jobs

1180. Scuba-Diving Pizza-Delivery Man

The person who delivers pizza to underwater hotels.

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