Guest Entries
Funny Questions
1171. What did the seal with a broken flipper say to the shark?
Do not consume if seal is broken. See also Sharks.
Funny Words
1175. Poggersdorf, Austria
According to Wikipedia, “A so-called Market Municipality in the district of Klagenfurt-Land in the Austrian federal state of Carinthia.” See also Austrian.
Funny Anti-Jokes
1176. What can’t go down a chimney, but can go up a chimney?
Santa Claus. Ever notice how he always struggles to get down the chimney, but when it’s time to leave, whoosh, he’s back on the roof? See also Christmas.
Funny Jobs
1180. Scuba-Diving Pizza-Delivery Man
The person who delivers pizza to underwater hotels.