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Funny Anti-Jokes

1141. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

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Funny Advice

1142. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1143. Why is Six Afraid of Seven?

Because it is a bigger number.

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Funny Euphemisms

1144. Devils Lettuce

Also known as marijuana. See also Drugs.

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Funny Observations

1145. “I could care less” and “I couldn’t care less” mean the same thing.

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Funny Questions

1146. What Do You Call an Alligator Who Starts Fights?

An instigator. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Advice

1147. It’s the Thought That Counts...

So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.

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Funny Phrases

1148. Slap Pals

A good way to ruin a friendship. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Observations

1149. Fish Tanks Are Submarines for Fish

See also Fish.

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Funny Observations

1150. You Never Save Someone’s Life, You Just Delay Their Death

See also Death.

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