Guest Entries

1141. Acorn!

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1142. Not Turning Around When You Enter the Elevator and Then Walking Out Backwards When It Opens

1143. Friendlily

An adverb form of “friendly,” meaning “in a friendly way.” For example, “He friendlily questioned my use of the word ‘friendlily.’” See also Friends.

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1144. Woodathith Lumbar McSticky

What I named my piece of driftwood. See also Wood.

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1145. Being Named Hazel but Having Brown Eyes

Why didn’t they just name me Brown?

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1146. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2021| 3 Comments | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

1147. Your Ugly Attitude

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2021| 18 Comments | 120 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

1148. Potvaliant

To be brave as a result of being drunk, aka “Dutch Courage.” See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

1149. I Hope Next Time You Go to Wash Your Hands Your Cuffs Get Wet

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Funny Jobs

1150. Printer Ink Replacer

The pay must be good.

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