Guest Entries

Funny Euphemisms

1201. Mouth Shovels

Also known as a spoon. See also Utensils.

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Funny Insults

1202. I Hope You Have Papercuts When You Use Sanitizer

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Funny Insults

1203. I Hope You Wake Up and Realize Your Charger Wasn’t Plugged-In

See also Cellphones.

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Funny Insults

1204. I Hope You Get Comfortable on the Couch and Realize the Remote is Unreachable

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Funny Insults

1205. I Hope Your Doughnut Falls Glaze-Side Down

See also Donuts.

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Funny Observations

1206. People Who Take Care of Chickens Are Chicken Tenders

Literally. See also Chickens, Farming.

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Funny Things

1207. Wonga-Wonga

An Australian woody vine. See also Australian.

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Funny Things to Do

1208. Start a Deep Conversation with the Person in the Other Stall

“What is your happiest memory with a loved one?”
“What is your biggest regret in life”
“Would you sacrifice yourself for a stranger?” See also Bathroom.

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Funny Observations

1209. The L.A. Angels translates to “The Angels Angels.”

See also Baseball, Spanish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1210. Why Do Flamingos Stand on One Leg?

Because they lifted the other one, they’d fall over. See also Birds.

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