Guest Entries

Funny Insults

1201. Hey, did you go to funny school, you funny guy?

Something to say to someone when they say something really unfunny.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1202. What Do You Call a Kangaroo in the North Pole?

Lost.

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Funny Sayings

1203. One Man’s Trash is Another Man’s Garbage.

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Funny Advice

1204. If You Pour the Milk Before the Cereal, You’ll Never be Forced to Eat Dry Cereal

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Funny Clothes

1205. The Other Part of the Crop Top

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Funny Things to Do

1206. Have a Staring Contest with Your Dog

Sometimes she actually stares back. See also Dogs.

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Funny Phobias

1207. Ammophobia

Fear of walking on sand.

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Funny Quotes

1208. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

―Steve Martin

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Funny Euphemisms

1209. Eat Schnitzel

See also Profanity.

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Funny Quotes

1210. “Peoples say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every say.”

―A. A. Milne

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