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Funny Words

1081. Siebentausendzweihundertvierundfünfzig

In German, numbers also receive the compound word treatment. This is the integer 7,254, which takes 38 letters to spell out. See also German, Numbers.

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Funny Words

1082. Glühbirne

“Lightbulb” in German, which translates “glow pear.” I can’t recommend not eating it. See also Electricity, German.

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Funny Words

1083. Flugzeug

“Airplane” in German is “Flugzeug,” which directly translates to “fly-thing.” They’re not wrong. See also Airplanes, German.

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Funny Quotes

1084. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

―Albert Einstein See also Science.

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Funny Words

1085. Majestick

A majestic stick. See also Made Up, Portmanteau.

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Funny Advice

1086. If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.

See also Bathroom, Dreams, Scatological.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1087. What do you call your best friend?

With your cell phone. See also Friends.

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Funny Euphemisms

1088. Barcode Horse

Also known as a zebra. See also Horses, Zoos.

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Funny Insults

1089. Close Your Mouth, You Insufferable Egg

See also Eggs.

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Funny Observations

1090. In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

See also Comics.

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