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Funny Anti-Jokes

1051. What do you call your best friend?

With your cell phone. See also Friends.

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Funny Euphemisms

1052. Barcode Horse

Also known as a zebra. See also Horses, Zoos.

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Funny Insults

1053. Close Your Mouth, You Insufferable Egg

Funny Observations

1054. In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

Funny Observations

1055. The sound of your alarm clock is your theme song because it starts at the beginning of every episode.

Funny Sayings

1056. Everyone I Love is Either Fictional, Dead, or Both

Funny Jobs

1057. Cat Bather

This might not end well… See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1058. What brown and sticky?

Maple syrup.

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Funny Foods

1059. Apple Lasagna

Very healthy indeed. See also Fruits, Pasta.

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Funny Insults

1060. Boob-Fart

You sir, are a boob-fart. See also Flatulence, Sophomoric.

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