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Funny Advice

1011. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.

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Funny Sayings

1012. A Butterfly on the Back Turns Into a Vulture in the Crack

See also Tattoo.

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Funny Words

1013. Sunsat

When the sunset is no longer able to be seen. See also Made Up.

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Funny Advice

1014. Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow.

Don’t worry, you’ve got plenty of time. See also Schools.

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Funny Animals

1015. Blobby McBlob

A disposable glove filled with water. See also Made Up.

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Funny Quotes

1016. “It’s like my Dad always says, ‘Always give a hundred percent, unless you’re donating blood or getting a divorce.’”

―Pitch Perfect 3

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Funny Quotes

1017. “Zoinks! It’s the Gay Blade!”

―Shaggy from Scooby-Doo See also Cartoons.

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Funny Advice

1018. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1019. I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”

So we stopped playing chess. See also Games.

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Funny Observations

1020. Hyphenated, Non-Hyphenated

The irony. See also Grammar, Irony.

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