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Funny Advice

1011. If she asks for four chicken nuggets, buy ten.

This is how you get and keep a girlfriend. See also Fast Food, Relationships.

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Funny Euphemisms

1012. Building a Dookie Castle

Also known as pooping. See also Scatological.

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Funny Advice

1013. Never drink downstream from a cow herd.

Instead, go inside and drink water from the sink. You don’t need to drink water from a stream. What are you doing?
See also Cows.

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Funny Clothes

1014. Crop Winter Parka

See also Winter.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1015. I like to tell Dad jokes… sometimes he laughs.

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Insults

1016. You Insufficient Bean!

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Funny Names

1017. Wednesday T. Saturday

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Funny Places

1018. Old York, England

Sister city of New York. See also Made Up.

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Funny Places

1019. Townsville, Queensland

A rather generic name for a city.

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Funny Drinks

1020. Smoker's Cough

A shot of Jagermeister topped with a spoonful of mayonaise. See also Alcohol, Gross.

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