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Funny Anti-Jokes

1001. What’s Wet and Can Fly?

A wet bird. See also Birds, Water.

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Funny Insults

1002. May the Devil Make a Ladder of Your Backbone While Picking Apples in the Garden of Hell

A traditional Irish curse. See also Irish.

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Funny Euphemisms

1003. A Strange Man in Underwear

Also known as a superhero. See also Comics.

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Funny Names

1004. Pantless Mike

I always wanted to name my dog “Pantless Mike,” but I never ended up getting a dog because I’m poor and in debt. See also Dogs.

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Funny Observations

1005. You Can’t Stand Backwards on Stairs

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Funny Words

1006. “Minimum” in Cursive

It’s just a bunch of bumps in a row.

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Funny Euphemisms

1009. Diet Spoon

Also known as a fork. See also Utensils.

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Funny Quotes

1010. “I’m suddenly out of witty things to say. Uh, bananas.”

―No One

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