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Funny Advice

1001. If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.

See also Bathroom, Dreams, Scatological.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1002. What do you call your best friend?

With your cell phone. See also Friends.

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Funny Euphemisms

1003. Barcode Horse

Also known as a zebra. See also Horses, Zoos.

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Funny Insults

1004. Close Your Mouth, You Insufferable Egg

See also Eggs.

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Funny Observations

1005. In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

See also Comics.

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Funny Observations

1006. The sound of your alarm clock is your theme song because it starts at the beginning of every episode.

See also Sleep.

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Funny Sayings

1007. Everyone I Love is Either Fictional, Dead, or Both

See also Literature.

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Funny Jobs

1008. Cat Bather

This might not end well… See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1009. What brown and sticky?

Maple syrup.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2021| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

1010. Apple Lasagna

Very healthy indeed. See also Fruits, Pasta.

Added by a Guest on January 24, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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