Guest Entries

Funny Drinks

971. Smoker's Cough

A shot of Jagermeister topped with a spoonful of mayonaise. See also Alcohol, Gross.

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Funny Phobias

972. Stomaphobia

The fear of mouths. See also Body.

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Funny Observations

973. You Can’t Stick Your Tongue out While Breathing Through Your Mouth

And you tried, and now you look like a panting dog. See also Pranks.

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Funny Things

974. That Awkward Moment when You’re Wearing Nikes and Can’t Do It

It happens. See also Shoes.

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Funny Advice

975. When You Want to Annoy Someone at Work, Use Air Quotes when Addressing Their Work Title

See also Office, Work.

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Funny Animals

976. Borse

A bee horse. See also Portmanteau.

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Funny Observations

977. 0.5 is 1/2 and 0.2 is 1/5.

See also Math.

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Funny Sayings

978. Roses are red, that fact is true; violets are violet, not freaking blue.

See also Poetry.

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Funny Euphemisms

979. Foot Coverer Upper Coverer Upper

Also known as a shoe. See also Feet, Shoes, Socks.

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Funny Things to Do

980. Write Your Mostest

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