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Funny Insults

941. May the Devil Make a Ladder of Your Backbone While Picking Apples in the Garden of Hell

A traditional Irish curse. See also Irish.

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Funny Euphemisms

942. A Strange Man in Underwear

Also known as a superhero. See also Comics.

Added by a Guest on May 10, 2021| 2 Comments | 47 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

943. Pantless Mike

I always wanted to name my dog “Pantless Mike,” but I never ended up getting a dog because I’m poor and in debt. See also Dogs.

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Funny Observations

944. You Can’t Stand Backwards on Stairs

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Funny Words

945. “Minimum” in Cursive

It’s just a bunch of bumps in a row.

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2021| 6 Comments | 58 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

946. All the Languages in the World Are a Result of a Really Long Game of Telephone

Funny Sayings

947. I’m Such a Good Cook, Even the Fire Alarm Cheers for Me

Funny Euphemisms

948. Diet Spoon

Also known as a fork. See also Utensils.

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Funny Quotes

949. “I’m suddenly out of witty things to say. Uh, bananas.”

―No One

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Funny Advice

950. Count Your Eggs Before They Hatch

That way you’ll know if someone steals one of them. See also Chickens, Eggs.

Added by a Guest on April 30, 2021| 9 Comments | 98 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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