Guest Entries
Funny People
912. J.J. Bittenbinder
If he’s real, I still have hope for Santa Claus. See also Crime, John Mulaney.
Funny Questions
913. What is ice cream’s actual flavor before anything is added?
It’s not vanilla—that’s a flavor added. See also Ice Cream.
Funny Insults
917. Being Funny is Soup and You’re a Fork
It sounds better in the original Finnish, “Huumori on soppaa ja sinä olet haarukka.” See also Finnish.
Funny Sayings
918. There’s Mercury in Uranus!
What the doctor says when the rectal thermometer breaks during the health exam. See also Astronomy, Doctors.
Funny Instruments
919. Children
Teachers and parents used to whack them to make noises, but now this instrument is illegal in most countries.