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Funny Observations

951. If a toy from “Toy Story” dies, the kids wouldn’t know.

And the other toys would have to watch quietly as the kids played with their corpses.

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Funny Questions

952. What Happens Went You Use Conditioner Before the Shampoo?

See also Hair.

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Funny Euphemisms

953. Italian Worms and Rocks

Also known as spaghetti and meatballs. See also Pasta.

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Funny Nicknames

954. Peanut Wigglebutt

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Funny Observations

955. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.

Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.

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Funny Videos

956. Who you gon’ call? GHOST MUSTARD!

Chef’s kiss.

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Funny Advice

957. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee

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Funny Anti-Jokes

958. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

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Funny Advice

959. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors

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Funny Anti-Jokes

960. Why is Six Afraid of Seven?

Because it is a bigger number.

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