Guest Entries
Funny Instruments
951. The Elephant Imitator
Take a baloon, blow it up, and hold the ends of the nozzle. See also Irritating.
Funny Videos
952. Think About This
Horrifying but surprisingly catchy industrial safety video. See also Safety.
Funny Things to Do
954. Having a Staring Contest with Cheescake
It’s so irresistible, and that’s why this staring contest is 100 times harder than a normal one. “Please don’t eat me,” the cheesecake thinks. “But you’re so creamy,” you say. See also Dessert.
Funny Insults
955. Acorn!
Funny Things to Do
956. Not Turning Around When You Enter the Elevator and Then Walking Out Backwards When It Opens
See also Pranks.
Funny Words
957. Friendlily
An adverb form of “friendly,” meaning “in a friendly way.” For example, “He friendlily questioned my use of the word ‘friendlily.’” See also Friends.
Funny Sayings
960. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t
Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.