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Funny Instruments

951. The Elephant Imitator

Take a baloon, blow it up, and hold the ends of the nozzle. See also Irritating.

Added by a Guest on September 10, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Videos

952. Think About This

Horrifying but surprisingly catchy industrial safety video. See also Safety.

Added by a Guest on September 9, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

953. Baga Chipz

Finalist in RuPaul’s Drag Race UK.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

954. Having a Staring Contest with Cheescake

It’s so irresistible, and that’s why this staring contest is 100 times harder than a normal one. “Please don’t eat me,” the cheesecake thinks. “But you’re so creamy,” you say. See also Dessert.

Added by a Guest on September 3, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

955. Acorn!

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2021| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

957. Friendlily

An adverb form of “friendly,” meaning “in a friendly way.” For example, “He friendlily questioned my use of the word ‘friendlily.’” See also Friends.

Added by a Guest on August 29, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

958. Woodathith Lumbar McSticky

What I named my piece of driftwood. See also Wood.

Added by a Guest on August 28, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

959. Being Named Hazel but Having Brown Eyes

Why didn’t they just name me Brown?

Added by a Guest on August 23, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

960. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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