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Funny Names

981. Baga Chipz

Finalist in RuPaul’s Drag Race UK.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

982. Having a Staring Contest with Cheescake

It’s so irresistible, and that’s why this staring contest is 100 times harder than a normal one. “Please don’t eat me,” the cheesecake thinks. “But you’re so creamy,” you say. See also Dessert.

Added by a Guest on September 3, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

983. Acorn!

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2021| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

985. Friendlily

An adverb form of “friendly,” meaning “in a friendly way.” For example, “He friendlily questioned my use of the word ‘friendlily.’” See also Friends.

Added by a Guest on August 29, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

986. Woodathith Lumbar McSticky

What I named my piece of driftwood. See also Wood.

Added by a Guest on August 28, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

987. Being Named Hazel but Having Brown Eyes

Why didn’t they just name me Brown?

Added by a Guest on August 23, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

988. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

989. Your Ugly Attitude

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2021| 18 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

990. Potvaliant

To be brave as a result of being drunk, aka “Dutch Courage.” See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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