Guest Entries

981. Baga Chipz

Finalist in RuPaul’s Drag Race UK.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2021| 4 Comments | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

982. Having a Staring Contest with Cheescake

It’s so irresistible, and that’s why this staring contest is 100 times harder than a normal one. “Please don’t eat me,” the cheesecake thinks. “But you’re so creamy,” you say. See also Dessert.

Added by a Guest on September 3, 2021| 5 Comments | 61 people like this You Like This | Unlike

983. Acorn!

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2021| 9 Comments | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike

984. Not Turning Around When You Enter the Elevator and Then Walking Out Backwards When It Opens

985. Friendlily

An adverb form of “friendly,” meaning “in a friendly way.” For example, “He friendlily questioned my use of the word ‘friendlily.’” See also Friends.

Added by a Guest on August 29, 2021| 1 Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

986. Woodathith Lumbar McSticky

What I named my piece of driftwood. See also Wood.

Added by a Guest on August 28, 2021| 3 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

987. Being Named Hazel but Having Brown Eyes

Why didn’t they just name me Brown?

Added by a Guest on August 23, 2021| 1 Comment | 58 people like this You Like This | Unlike

988. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2021| 3 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

989. Your Ugly Attitude

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2021| 18 Comments | 119 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

990. Potvaliant

To be brave as a result of being drunk, aka “Dutch Courage.” See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2021| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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