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Funny Names

983. General Booty

Real football player. See also Football.

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Funny Quotes

984. “My name is Albert Einstein.”

―Albert Einstein

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Funny Diseases

985. Mississippiphobia

The fear of having to spell Mississippi. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

986. Stealing a Jetpack, Then Running Away

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Funny Euphemisms

987. Edible Rock

Also known as a potato. See also Rocks, Vegetables.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

988. What do you call a rock that tells jokes?

A funny rock. See also Rocks.

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Funny Quotes

990. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”

I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.

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