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Funny Quotes

961. “Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.”

―James Acaster See also Geometry, Love.

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Funny Observations

962. A Mirror Can't Break; It Only Multiplies

See also Mirrors.

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Funny Instruments

963. Jazz Coffin

Also known as an upright bass. See also Jazz.

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Funny Observations

964. Inflammable is its Own Antonym

It means both flammable and not flammable. See also Grammar.

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Funny Observations

965. If a Vacuum Cleaner Sucks, It Doesn’t Suck, but if It Can’t Suck, It Kinda Sucks

So a vaccum cleaner will always suck.

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Funny Observations

966. Having a child is like having a broke best friend.

See also Parents.

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Funny Phobias

967. Tentotwelvephopia

Fear of the number 11. See also Made Up.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

968. What Do You Call a Rock That Cooks?

Dwayne Johnson. See also Celebrities.

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Funny Observations

969. If Trees Were Alive, They Would Make Furniture out of Bones, Flesh, and Blood

See also Dark, Trees.

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Funny Questions

970. Wait, where’d all my money go?

“Oh yeah, I’m riding it.”
― Me on My $5,000 Horse See also Horses, Money.

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