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Funny Things to Do

931. Not Turning Around When You Enter the Elevator and Then Walking Out Backwards When It Opens

See also Pranks.

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Funny Words

932. Friendlily

An adverb form of “friendly,” meaning “in a friendly way.” For example, “He friendlily questioned my use of the word ‘friendlily.’” See also Friends.

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Funny Names

933. Woodathith Lumbar McSticky

What I named my piece of driftwood. See also Wood.

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Funny Observations

934. Being Named Hazel but Having Brown Eyes

Why didn’t they just name me Brown?

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Funny Sayings

935. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

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Funny Diseases

936. Your Ugly Attitude

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Funny Words

937. Potvaliant

To be brave as a result of being drunk, aka “Dutch Courage.” See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

938. I Hope Next Time You Go to Wash Your Hands Your Cuffs Get Wet

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Funny Jobs

939. Printer Ink Replacer

The pay must be good.

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Funny Questions

940. How do I tell my parents I’m adopted?

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