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Funny Sayings

931. Rugby is Just Vegan Football

See also Football.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

932. What do you call a snake with the head of a pigeon?

Successful. See also Birds, Snakes.

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Funny Quotes

933. “Don’t be the drug dealer. Marry the drug dealer.”

―My World Literature Teacher See also Drugs.

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Funny Insults

934. I Hope They Use Comic Sans on Your Gravestone

See also Death, Fonts.

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Funny Animals

935. Dickcissel

Poor bird. See also Birds.

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Funny Clothes

936. Miniskirts

Also known as a mother’s greatest fear. See also Fashion.

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Funny Observations

937. Crocs and Cleats Should Have Shoe Sex

See also Sex, Shoes.

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Funny Insults

938. Miroși a Fund De Porc

“You smell like pig butt” in Romanian. See also Romanian.

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Funny Places

939. Pee Pee Island, Canada

See also Sophomoric.

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Funny People

940. J.J. Bittenbinder

If he’s real, I still have hope for Santa Claus. See also Crime, John Mulaney.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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