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Funny Quotes
991. “It’s like my Dad always says, ‘Always give a hundred percent, unless you’re donating blood or getting a divorce.’”
―Pitch Perfect 3
Funny Advice
993. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.
See also Fish.
Funny Anti-Jokes
994. I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”
So we stopped playing chess. See also Games.
Funny Questions
997. Is a gingerbread man made of his house, or is his house made of him?
See also Dessert.
Funny Sayings
999. I before E except…
When your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight beige counterfeit sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. See also Grammar.