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Funny Sayings

1031. I before E except…

When your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight beige counterfeit sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters. See also Grammar.

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Funny Observations

1033. Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

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Funny Foods

1034. Spaghetti

It’s just a line. See also Pasta.

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Funny Questions

1035. What was the person who discovered milk doing to the cow?

Seriously. See also Cows, Dairy.

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Funny Observations

1037. Lego people live in houses made out of their own flesh.

See also Legos.

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Funny Insults

1038. Du Doch Nicht

“Definitely not you” in German. It’s pretty situational though. See also German.

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Funny Products

1039. Kitchen Gun!

BANG, BANG, BANG! See also Guns, Kitchen, Weapons.

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