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Funny Observations

1071. Date, date, and date all mean different things, but are spelled and sound exactly alike.

Date the fruit, date the day, and date going out with someone. See also English.

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1072. Who you gon’ call? GHOST MUSTARD!

Chef’s kiss.

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Funny Advice

1073. It’s Better to Pee in the Sink than Sink in the Pee

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1074. What Do You Call a Male Ladybug?

A ladybug. See also Insects.

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1075. If You’re Being Chased, Give the Person Who’s Chasing You a Pair of Scissors Because You Can’t Run With Scissors

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1076. Why is Six Afraid of Seven?

Because it is a bigger number.

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Funny Euphemisms

1077. Devils Lettuce

Also known as marijuana. See also Drugs.

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Funny Observations

1078. “I could care less” and “I couldn’t care less” mean the same thing.

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1079. What Do You Call an Alligator Who Starts Fights?

An instigator. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Advice

1080. It’s the Thought That Counts...

So don’t buy birthday presents, just think about buying them. See also Birthdays.

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