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Funny Phobias

1071. Oia

The fear of consonants. See also Made Up.

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Funny Insults

1072. You Ranky Danky Donkey

This fish is so undercooked, it’s still finding Nemo.

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Funny Phrases

1073. My Man, That’s Crazy, But Did I Ask?

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Funny Phobias

1074. Phb

Fear of vowels. See also Grammar, Made Up.

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Funny Jobs

1075. Foot-Holder

Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet. See also Medieval.

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Funny Phobias

1076. Gigantaphidaphobia

The fear of comically-large bees. See also Bees, Insects.

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Funny Insults

1077. You Whoreson Zed

A Shakespearean insult that basically means that you are absolutely, utterly useless. See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Quotes

1078. “I’m an early bird and a night owl, so I’m wise, and I have worms.”

―Michael Scott

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Funny Questions

1079. If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make animals out of food?

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Funny Sayings

1080. Don’t open the fridge… the salad’s dressing.

See also Dad Jokes.

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