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Funny Sayings

1501. And the Lord said unto John, come forth and you shall receive eternal life. But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

See also Bible.

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Funny Euphemisms

1502. Fluffy Nom Nom Boi

Also known as a hamster. See also Rodents.

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Funny Questions

1503. If Poison Expires, is It Less Dangerous or More Dangerous?

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Funny TV Shows

1504. Clutch Cargo with His Pals Spinner & Paddlefoot

1959 TV cartoon faces with hypnotic, live action mouths. Thin plots, crap characters—what more could a kid want on a Saturday morning with a bowl of sugar disguised as breakfast? See also Cartoons.

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Funny Names

1505. Moxie CrimeFighter Jillete

Penn Jillette actually named his kid this... See also Celebrities.

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Funny Questions

1506. Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.

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Funny Foods

1507. C3PO's Cereal

Seriously? See also Star Wars.

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Funny Phobias

1508. Arachnaglutiousmaximusiphobia

Fear of spider butts. See also Made Up, Spiders.

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Funny Observations

1509. I Think Donald Trump Spends More Time Tweeting than Doing His Actual Job

See also Politics, Presidents.

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Funny Sayings

1510. Cremation is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

See also Death.

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