Guest Entries

Funny Foods

1581. Sour Patch Kids Cereal Shop

Discontinued, for obvious reasons. See also Breakfast, Candy.

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Funny Insults

1582. Go Drink a Can of Sharts

See also Flatulence, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2019| 2 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

1583. If you don't know what time it is, ask the nearest person; they'll probably have it on their phone.

Added by a Guest on August 6, 2019| 3 Comments | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

1584. Keep Jumping and Try to Stay off the Ground

Yay! I'm flying! Am I? See also Children.

Added by a Guest on August 5, 2019| 3 Comments | 63 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Toys

1585. Cow Noise Maker Shop

Moooooo. See also Farming.

Added by a Guest on August 5, 2019| 6 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

1586. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?

It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on July 30, 2019| 2 Comments | 151 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

1587. Go Sit on a Traffic Cone

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Funny Questions

1588. What is Plaid and Has a Snout?

A detective dog! See also Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

1589. Mouth Tentacle

Also known as a tongue.

Added by a Guest on July 23, 2019| 1 Comment | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

1590. "Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

A graduation quote from my yearbook.

Added by a Guest on July 22, 2019| 1 Comment | 95 people like this You Like This | Unlike