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Funny Anti-Jokes

1581. What Do You Call a Joke That Isn't Funny?

A sentence.

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Funny Euphemisms

1582. Armkle

Also known as a wrist. See also Body.

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Funny Sayings

1583. I Use Words I Don't Fully Understand to Make Myself Sound Way More Photosynthesis

See also Language.

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Funny Drinks

1584. Kickapoo Joy Juice

Made by emptying the bar mat into a shot glass and then given as a "treat" to the most obnoxious person in the place. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Insults

1585. Arschloch

Means a**hole in German. See also German, Profanity.

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Funny Euphemisms

1586. Rock Boi

Also known as a turtle. See also Turtles.

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Funny Observations

1587. Why is a house burning down the same thing as a house burning up?

See also Language.

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Funny Observations

1588. Why is having some awe better than being full of awe?

Awesome vs. awful. It makes no sense. See also Language.

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Funny Observations

1589. Horrible means the same thing as horrific, so why doesn't terrible mean the same thing as terrific?

See also Language.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1590. What's the difference between a parking lot and an aquarium?

One is a place for cars to park and one is a place to see fish.

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