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Funny Observations

1581. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you get robbed, but the robber hopes that you’re rich.

Go robbers. See also Crime.

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Funny Sayings

1582. Aerobics, My Favourite Spectator Sport

See also Exercise.

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Funny Questions

1583. Why do fish live in salt water?

Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.

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Funny Insults

1584. You're So Unfunny That a Tree is More of a Comedian

See also Trees.

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Funny Observations

1585. A caterpillar isn't a “cat” or an “er” or a “pillar,” but if you think about it, it does make sense.

Cats are a living organism and pillars are long and the “er” doesn't really make sense, just like a caterpillar. See also Insects.

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Funny Advice

1586. After giving people advice always say, “I'm not sure it works tho” so they can't say it ruined their life.

(I’m not sure it works tho.)

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Funny Words

1587. Whomst

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Funny Words

1588. Petrichor

When you walk outside after a heavy rainstorm and wonder… What's that smell? There is actually a word for that. See also Weather.

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Funny Names

1589. Jazzy Loner

J-Lo's full name.

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Funny Nicknames

1590. Gargley Gary

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