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Funny Sayings

1581. I have a horse. His name is Mayo. And sometimes Mayo neighs.

See also Horses.

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Funny Euphemisms

1582. Word Encyclopedia

Also knows as a dictionary.

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Funny Questions

1583. Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing. See also Soda.

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Funny Things to Do

1584. Carrying an Uno Reverse Card in Your Pocket

A surprise tool for every situation.

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Funny Advice

1585. If someone is being mean and says mean stuff to you say, “Uno reverse card” and then walk away.

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Funny Euphemisms

1586. Florida Murder Log

Also known as an alligator. See also Reptiles.

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Funny Insults

1587. I hope you trip and your face hits the edge of some paper, and therefore, being face-to-face with the sharp edges of paper, you become verily paper-cut.

Cos you know, papercuts ‘n stuff.

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Funny Quotes

1588. “I can’t fit the orange in the pencil sharpener, Mom.”

Something I once said while sleepwalking.

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Funny Euphemisms

1589. Sound-Emitting Firewood

Also known as a violin.

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Funny Foods

1590. Crab Raccoon

Mmm, delicious raccoon.

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