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Funny Sayings

1581. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.

See also Flowers, Lies.

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Funny T-Shirts

1582. World Greatest Farter. I Mean Father. Shop

Pfft. See also Fathers, Flatulence.

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Funny Advice

1583. Here's a Bit of Advice for You: Advi.

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Funny Advice

1584. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

See also Fathers.

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Funny Advice

1585. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.

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Funny Euphemisms

1586. Boneless Couch

Also known as a beanbag. See also Furniture.

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Funny Sayings

1587. The early bird can have the worm, because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

See also Birds.

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Funny Sayings

1588. Money Don't Grow on Cheese

It's true, it doesn't! See also Cheese, Money.

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Funny Names

1589. Sidney

Cookie Monster's real name.

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Funny Insults

1590. You Probably Wash Your Hands After Taking a Shower

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