Guest Entries

Funny Quotes

1621. "Tu manges un grande sandwich."

―My Brother
French for "You are eating a big sandwich."
See also French, Sandwiches.

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Funny Observations

1622. If you're searching for a new laptop online, you're basically forcing your computer to dig its own grave.

Funny Observations

1623. By putting your left foot in the wrong shoe, you're putting it in the right shoe.

Funny Questions

1624. What Do You Call a Retired Fly?

A flew. See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2020| 3 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny TV Shows

1625. Mousercize

A morning aerobics show in the early days of Disney Channel, back when it was still a paid premium channel. See also Disney, Excersize.

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Funny Insults

1626. You Seem Like the Kind of Person Who Searches Insults Online

Funny Names

1627. Perlamonia Craps

My relative's actual name... No joke. Even Google doesn't recognize this name.

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Funny Euphemisms

1628. The Only Thing Canada's Sorry For

Also known as Justin Bieber. See also Celebrities, Music.

Added by a Guest on March 11, 2020| 8 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

1629. Shut up, you smell.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1630. What Do You Call a Basket with No Bottom?

Useless.

Added by a Guest on March 10, 2020| 7 Comments | 75 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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