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Funny Sayings

1621. I hate Russian nesting dolls—they’re so full of themselves.

Is that an inside joke?

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Funny Things to Do

1622. Putting Two Pringles in Your Mouth and Pretending You're a Duck

Quack! See also Birds, Snacks.

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Funny Insults

1623. Go Eat a Tortilla Chip Vertically

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Funny Drinks

1624. Florida Man's Holy Water

Also known as Bud Light. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Euphemisms

1625. Secret Government Surveillance Cameras

Also known as birds. See also Birds.

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Funny Observations

1626. You Can Put Anything in a Person's Hand While They Are Making a Phone Call

Try this one. It works.

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Funny Observations

1627. Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday is so close to Monday?

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Funny Diseases

1628. Corana Virus

Well kids, when I was your age...

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Funny Questions

1629. When someone tells you not to listen to them, and you listen to them, are you listening to them or not?

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Funny Things

1630. The Dump Trump Statue

Really, look it up. It's him sitting on a golden toilet with his pants down, tweeting. See also Politics, Presidents, Scatalogical.

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