Guest Entries

Funny Foods

1631. Canned Cereal Shop

Because there will still be Saturday mornings in the apocalypse.

Added by a Guest on March 20, 2019| 4 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

1632. Reeky Racks

The name of my mom's first cat. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2019| 2 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Tattoos

1633. Its Not Ezzy Being Weezy

Inscription on a tattoo of an inhaler.

Added by a Guest on March 17, 2019| 8 Comments | 58 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

1634. You Know What's Really Odd?

Numbers that can't be divided by 2. See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on March 14, 2019| 6 Comments | 86 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

1635. Oy with the Poodles Already!

Gilmore Girls, anyone?

Added by a Guest on March 13, 2019| 1 Comment | 24 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1636. Going beyond Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Also known as passing gas. See also Flatulence, Science.

Added by a Guest on March 12, 2019| 2 Comments | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1637. You never really wash your hands. You just stand there watching your hands wash each other.

Added by a Guest on March 12, 2019| 3 Comments | 83 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

1638. Smoot

5.58333 feet, i.e. the length of a guy named Smoot. More importantly, playable in Scrabble.

Added by a Guest on March 12, 2019| 4 Comments | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1639. The Forbidden Vegetable

Grass. Don't eat grass.

Added by a Guest on March 9, 2019| 5 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

1640. Are You Alright?

No I'm half left. See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on March 9, 2019| 2 Comments | 76 people like this You Like This | Unlike