Guest Entries

Funny Observations

1631. Why is having some awe better than being full of awe?

Awesome vs. awful. It makes no sense. See also Language.

Added by a Guest on May 15, 2019| 4 Comments | 56 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

1632. Horrible means the same thing as horrific, so why doesn't terrible mean the same thing as terrific?

Funny Anti-Jokes

1633. What's the difference between a parking lot and an aquarium?

One is a place for cars to park and one is a place to see fish.

Added by a Guest on May 13, 2019| 10 Comments | 82 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

1634. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Remember, you’re raising alligators.

Funny Insults

1635. Yo Mama So Ugly I'm Not Surprised You're Her Kid

Funny T-Shirts

1636. Fart Ninja: Silent but Deadly Shop

Dads’ favorite way to embarrass their teenage daughters. See also Flatulence, Parents.

Added by a Guest on May 10, 2019| 4 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

1637. Mini-summer

Also known as the weekend.

Added by a Guest on May 9, 2019| 1 Comment | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

1638. Neopalpa Donaldtrumpi

A moth named after its resemblance to Donald Trump's hair. See also Insects, Presidents.

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2019| 11 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

1639. The Past, Present, and Future Walk into a Bar

It was tense. See also Grammar.

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2019| 3 Comments | 113 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

1640. Kool Aid Man's Blood

Also known as Kool Aid. Sick Bastards.

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2019| 4 Comments | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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