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Funny Insults

1631. Ti tha káneis gia éna prósopo ótan o bampouínos thélei píso ton pisinó tou?

Greek for “What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?” See also Greek.

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Funny Observations

1632. Arms on Your Chair Are Just Chairs for Your Arms

See also Furniture.

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Funny Quotes

1633. "If I was a sloth, I would invent a sloth-sized car pretty quickly."

Deep. See also Sloths.

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Funny Observations

1634. As kids, we're told never to accept candy from strangers. And yet, in some countries, what do we do? Have an entire holiday dedicated to accepting candy from strangers.

See also Halloween.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1635. What Do You Call a Three Humped Camel?

Pregnant.

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Funny Insults

1636. You Are a Giddy Goat

See also Goats.

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Funny Observations

1637. Adam and Eve Were the First People to Not Agree with the Apple Terms and Conditions

See also Bible, Computers.

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Funny Words

1638. Agastopia

Admiration of a particular part of someone's body. See also Body.

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Funny Products

1639. Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats Shop

The box claims “Cats Love It!” Somehow, we have our doubts. See also Cats, Pets.

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Funny Questions

1640. Why Do Your Feet Smell and Your Nose Run?

See also Body.

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