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Funny Euphemisms

1631. Butthole Planet

Also known as Uranus. See also Planets.

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Funny Observations

1632. Snakes Are Literally Just Heads with Tails

See also Snakes.

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Funny Quotes

1633. "Humans Are Just Animals with Guns."

―My Dad See also Fathers, Guns.

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Funny Insults

1634. Hey loser, are you from Loser Town? Because you're a loser.

Caution: only use if you want opponent to be destroyed.

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Funny Sayings

1635. Roses are red, violets are blue—no they're not. They're violet.

See also Flowers, Lies.

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Funny T-Shirts

1636. World Best Farter. I Mean Father. Shop

Pfft. See also Fathers, Flatulence.

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Funny Advice

1637. Here's a Bit of Advice for You: Advi.

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Funny Advice

1638. My father once told me, "Son, if you want people to listen to what you have to say, claim it's something your father told you."

See also Fathers.

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Funny Advice

1639. There's a little-known, but foolproof defense against sharks. Sharks will only attack you if you're wet.

See also Dangerous, Sharks.

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Funny Euphemisms

1640. Boneless Couch

Also known as a beanbag. See also Furniture.

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