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Funny Phobias

1781. Abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyzphobia

The fear of a single, missing letter. See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on March 1, 2019| 57 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

1782. Philemaphobia

The fear of kissing.

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Funny Instruments

1783. Carrot Recorder

There's a YouTube video on how to hollow out a carrot and drill holes in it so you can play it as a recorder. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on February 28, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Songs

1784. The THX Theme

It has lyrics you can sing along to:
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Funny Diseases

1785. Boanthropy

A rare condition in which one believes he or she is a cow. The most famous historic example is King Nebuchadnezzar, who, according to Bible "was driven from men and did eat grass as oxen." See also Cows.

Added by a Guest on February 27, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

1786. Adult Corn

Also known as the opposite of baby corn, or just corn.

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Funny Advice

1787. Don't Take The Phone, Take The Charger

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Funny Advice

1788. Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on February 24, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

1789. Splashy Boi

Better known as a wave.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2019| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1790. A Pun, a Play on Words, and a Limerick Walk into a Bar.

No joke.

Added by a Guest on February 20, 2019| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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