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Funny Euphemisms

1911. Sky Juice

Also known as rain. See also Weather.

Added by a Guest on August 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

1912. Oldies in Pharmaceutical Commericals

They play old songs to appeal to the elderly. Which means in 50 years Despacito will be playing on an Ex-Lax commercial. See also Medicine.

Added by a Guest on August 18, 2018| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

1913. Toot Hill Butts

An amusingly-named road in Oxfordshire, England. See also British.

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Funny T-Shirts

1914. Drink Wisconsinbly Shop

As in the heaviest drinking state of the nation. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by a Guest on August 12, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

1915. Suicide Soda

A combination of fountain sodas like Coke, Diet Coke, Root Beer, Diet Root Beer, etc. A culinary contribution of kids from the American Midwest. See also Soda.

Added by a Guest on August 11, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

1916. Isn't a Thesaurus a Dinosaur?

Asked the ignorant 10-year-old me. See also Dinosaurs, Grammar.

Added by a Guest on August 8, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

1917. Bath Blanket

Also known as a shower curtain.

Added by a Guest on August 7, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

1918. Star Salesman

Someone who "sells" stars on the internet for a few thousand dollars.

Added by a Guest on August 3, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

1919. Nimconpoopian

Adjective for someone who is dumb.

Added by a Guest on August 1, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

1920. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on July 29, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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