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Funny Insults

1911. What Are You Gonna Do for a Face when the Baboon Wants It's Butt Back?

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Funny Advice

1912. Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.

Some great marriage advice there. See also Marriage.

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Funny Sayings

1913. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.

See also Poetry.

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Funny Animals

1914. Zedonk

A zebra-donkey hybrid. More fun to say than to ride.

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Funny Jobs

1915. Steve

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Funny Sayings

1916. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

1917. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping

It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Sexism.

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Funny Advice

1918. In Case of Fire, Use Stairs

That's right, pick up the stairs and beat out fire. Problem solved!

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Funny Sayings

1919. The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day

See also Science.

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Funny Things to Do

1920. When Someone Asks, "What Does That Cloud Look Like?" say, "A Bunch of Suspended Water and Ice Particles... Why?"

Everyone hates a literalist.

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