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Funny Jobs

1951. Steve

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Funny Sayings

1952. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

1953. Don't Let Go of You Wife's Hand at the Mall, Because She Will Start Shopping

It might look romantic, but it's actually economic. See also Sexism.

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Funny Advice

1954. In Case of Fire, Use Stairs

That's right, pick up the stairs and beat out fire. Problem solved!

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Funny Sayings

1955. The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day

See also Science.

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Funny Things to Do

1956. When Someone Asks, "What Does That Cloud Look Like?" say, "A Bunch of Suspended Water and Ice Particles... Why?"

Everyone hates a literalist.

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Funny Things to Do

1957. On the First Day of Summer Vacation, Change the Clock, Close the Curtains and Put on a Backpack. Then Wake Up a Sibling and Tell Them They Went into a Coma and Slept Through Summer.

See how long they wait for the bus. See also Pranks.

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Funny Euphemisms

1958. Stabby Writer Thing

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

1959. What Do You Call a Man with a Knife in His Back?

An ambulance.

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Funny Euphemisms

1960. 50 States That Are United and Part of America

Also known As the United States of America.

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