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Funny Sayings

2181. Clarinets Are ClariNEAT

See also Music.

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Funny Things to Do

2182. Burning a Copy of Fahrenheit 451

Oh, the irony. See also Literature.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2183. Why Did the Cat Cross the Road?

Because of it wanted to eat the chicken.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2184. If You Were Microscopic You Would be Three Inches Wide

Cause you so fat. See also Obesity.

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Funny Things to Do

2185. Using a Garbage Can Lid as a Shield

See also Children, Old-Timey.

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Funny Insults

2186. You Ding Dong

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2018| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2187. Kangaroo Burgers

Way back when I was a kid, people considered making these for health reasons, as well as to reduce carbon footprint. Sadly, this idea never took off.

Added by a Guest on January 11, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

2188. Kansas City

Plot twist! It's in Missouri. See also Geography.

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Funny Insults

2189. You're Like a Russian Doll—Full of Yourself

See also Russian.

Added by a Guest on January 8, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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