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Funny Movies

2991. Murder by Death Shop

By the time the world's favorite detectives figure out whodunnit... you could die laughing! See also 70's, Literature.

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Funny Things

2992. Tiddles

The dots on lowercase j's and i's. See also Typography.

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Funny Advice

2993. Never Use Your Favorite Song as an Alarm

You'll start to hate it.

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Funny Instruments

2994. Electric Violin Shop

Why not? See also Unnecessary.

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Funny Insults

2995. Neo Maxie Zoom Dweebie

Classic nerd insult from The Breakfast Club. See also 80's.

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Funny Euphemisms

2996. Painting My Nails

A polite for women to say they to spend and extended time in the bathroom.
"What took so long?"
"I was painting my nails". See also Bathroom.

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Funny Nicknames

2997. Handle

A nickname given to Pip by Herbert Pocket in the book Great Expectations. See also Literature.

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Funny Sayings

2998. Just Because You're Tied to the Porch, it Doesn't Mean You Can't Bark at Cars

Funny Clothes

2999. Bowyangs

Straps that holds the pants legs in place. See also Australian, Pants.

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Funny Quotes

3000. "Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother."

From Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus, the original Yo Mama joke. See also Shakespeare.

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