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Funny Things to Do

2991. Looking Up at the Ceiling Until Other People Do It

See also Pranks.

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Funny Words

2992. Sialoquent

To have the tendency to spray saliva while speaking. See also Gross.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2993. What Did Batman Say to Robin Before They Got in the Batmobile?

Get in the car.

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Funny Drinks

2994. Dehydrated Water Shop

Just add water.

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Funny Nicknames

2995. Saturday Night

Your best friend who goes to every party and drinks way too much beer.

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Funny Euphemisms

2996. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2997. Why Did the Firman Wear Red Suspenders?

To keep his pants up. The original anti-joke.

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Funny Things

2998. Infantocracy

To be governed by an infant. Can happen in a monarchy.

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Funny Sayings

2999. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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Funny Sayings

3000. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger

Then it hit me.

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