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Funny Things

2991. Barfkin

A jack-o-lantern throwing up, using the seeds as vomit. See also Holidays, Vomit.

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Funny Sayings

2992. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.

It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.

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Funny Insults

2993. I Fart in Your General Direction

From Monty Python. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Animals

2994. Dorkie

Offspring of a Yorkshire Terrier and a dachshund. Often found wearing glasses, and holding a textbook. See also Dogs.

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Funny Nicknames

2995. Capn' Cankle

There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.

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Funny Words

2996. Durst

The past tense of "to dare". Example: I durst Johnny to jump off the diving board.

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Funny Phobias

2997. Nyctohylophobia

If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night. See also Trees.

Added by a Guest on June 4, 2016| 5 Comments | 35 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

2998. Walking Wind

Funny Sayings

2999. Admit. It. You. Are. Reading. This. With. Pauses. In. Between.

Even I do it.

Added by a Guest on June 3, 2016| 5 Comments | 47 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

3000. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou

A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.

Added by a Guest on June 2, 2016| 2 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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