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Funny Anti-Jokes

2991. How Do You Get a Nun Pregnant?

Same way as anyone else.

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Funny Drinks

2992. Blue Bull

Red bull with blue food-coloring.

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Funny Instruments

2993. Ukuleles

Amirite folks?

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Funny Things

2995. Snapchat and Instagram

Two social media sites used almost exclusively by teenagers within arm's reach of each other. See also Internet, Teenagers, Unnecessary.

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Funny Drinks

2996. Pepnog

Half a glass of Pepsi mixed with eggnog. See also Holidays.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2997. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Quotes

2998. "Time Flies Like an Arrow. Fruit Flies Like a Banana."

Groucho Marx said this.

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Funny Things to Do

2999. Writing "I Hate Graffiti" on a Wall

See also Hypocritical.

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Funny Things

3000. School Computers

Require spending half the class waiting for them to load. See also Computers, Schools.

Added by a Guest on February 8, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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