Guest Entries

Funny Phrases

2991. Out the Wazoo

Meaning in great quantities. Used around the 80's, maybe? See also 80's.

Added by a Guest on April 24, 2016| Comment | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

2992. Putting Fireflies in Jars

Fun, but they quickly die, leaving you feeling guilty. See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on April 24, 2016| 4 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

2993. Amerlasoorpassuit

Greenlandic for "many", referring to any number above twelve. If you want to specify a certain number, like 17, you have to use Danish numbers. See also Greenland, Math.

Added by a Guest on April 24, 2016| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

2994. Autohagiographer

Someone who harps on about all of their mediocre accomplishments.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2016| Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

2995. Wednesday

For the middle child.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2016| 2 Comments | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phobias

2996. Acerophobia

Fear of sourness or sour things. Raise your hand if you've ever been freaked out by a Sour Patch Kids commercial. See also Candy.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2016| 8 Comments | 30 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

2997. Inaniloquent

Adjective for someone who talks loudly and inanely.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2016| Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2998. What's Luke Skywalker's Faster Brother's Name?

Greg Skywalker.

Added by a Guest on April 21, 2016| 4 Comments | 17 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

2999. Where is South Africa?

You're not that dumb. I refuse to believe it. See also African, Redundant.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2016| 12 Comments | 34 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

3000. Panache

The feather plume worn on top of a shako in a marching band.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2016| 2 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.