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Funny Clothes

2991. Jabot

An ornamental frill worn by barristers, pirates, vampires, and Prince.

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Funny Phrases

2992. You've Cat to be Kitten Me Right Meow!

See also Cats, Puns.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2993. What Ended After 1987?

1986. See also Years.

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Funny Phobias

2994. Autodysomophobia

Fear of smelly people.

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Funny Nicknames

2995. Fiery Toots

'Tis true, I fart a lot. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2996. Why Didn't Santa Drink the Milk and Eat the Cookies You Left for Him?

Because he doesn't exist. See also Christmas, Holidays.

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Funny Sayings

2997. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas

The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.

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Funny Sayings

2998. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2999. I See London, I See France.

I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.

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Funny Drinks

3000. Poisoned Wine

A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on November 21, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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