Guest Entries

Funny Dances

2961. The Drunk Giraffe

Just throw your hands in the air and wave them around. Perfect for scaring small children and weddings. See also Dr. Who.

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Funny Jobs

2962. Dittybopper

Someone who communicates by Morse Code. See also Military, Telecommunications.

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Funny Phobias

2963. Globophobia

The fear of balloons.

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Funny Advice

2964. Leaves of Three, Let It be

Cute little rhyme for identifying and avoiding poison ivy. See also Nature.

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Funny Foods

2965. Chicken Fried Chicken

You don't say. See also Redundant, Texas.

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Funny Insults

2966. Naviguesser

A navigator who has no clue where he's going.

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Funny Insults

2967. Walking Eagle

Donald Trump's Native American name. Given to him because he's so full of crap that he can't fly. See also Birds, Politics.

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Funny Words

2968. Voluntold

The state of being asked to volunteer, but really being told to do something. See also Portmanteau.

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Funny Conveyances

2969. Ford Pinto

Unsafe at any speed, according to Ralph Nader. See also 70's, Cars.

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Funny Instruments

2970. Gutbucket

Also called a washtub base. Basically a bucket with a string attached to a broom handle that's nearly impossible to tune.

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