Guest Entries
Funny Sayings
2932. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner
Mind blown.
Funny Questions
2933. Why Are Firetrucks Red?
According to Siri, "Because fire trucks have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "Russian" around." See also Computers.
Funny Animals
2936. Fart Squirrel
Funny Words
2937. Grudgemental
To both hold a grudge and be judgemental. See also Made Up, Portmanteau.
Funny Insults
2938. False Caterpillars
Shakespearean insult from Henry IV, Part 2. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2940. What Do You Call the Person That Graduated at the Bottom of Their Class in Medical School?
Doctor.