Guest Entries

Funny Drinks

2921. Dehydrated Water Shop

Just add water.

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Funny Nicknames

2922. Saturday Night

Your best friend who goes to every party and drinks way too much beer.

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2015| 7 Comments | 33 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2923. Fast Driving Award

A speeding ticket. See also Police.

Added by a Guest on December 3, 2015| 3 Comments | 96 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

2924. Why Did the Firman Wear Red Suspenders?

To keep his pants up. The original anti-joke.

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Funny Things

2925. Infantocracy

To be governed by an infant. Can happen in a monarchy.

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Funny Sayings

2926. I'd Give My Right Hand to be Ambidextrous

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Funny Sayings

2927. I Wondered Why the Ball Got Larger

Then it hit me.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2928. What Has a Head and Tail but No Legs or Feet?

A snake, stupid.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2929. Why Can't Tyrannosaurus Rexes Clap?

Because they're extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2015| 8 Comments | 79 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

2930. Go Eat a Bike

A phrase I often use when I run out of comebacks.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2015| 7 Comments | 69 people like this You Like This | Unlike