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Funny Phrases

2891. Taco Lips

The only thing that rhymes with apocalypse.

Added by a Guest on March 23, 2016| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

2892. Cars with Eyes

Often employed in car and gas station commercials to make cars and fossil fuels seem friendlier. See also Cars.

Added by a Guest on March 22, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

2893. Sandwiches With the Crusts Cut Off

Every picky child demands these, but then grows out of it sometime in middle school. See also Sandwiches.

Added by a Guest on March 21, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2894. There Are 10 Types of People in This World: Those Who Know Binary, Those Who Don't, and Those Who Weren't Expecting a Base 3 Joke

See also Computers.

Added by a Guest on March 20, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

2895. The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts Shop

Another book about farts.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Places

2896. Frankenstein, Missouri

A town with thirty people living there. Pronounced "FRONK-en-shteen". See also Monsters.

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Funny Places

2897. Rottenegg, Austria

See also Austrian, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Places

2898. Paskalomatunturi, Finland

A Finnish town whose name roughly translates to "shit holiday mountain". See also Finnish, Profanity.

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Funny Things to Do

2899. Scottish Caber Tossing

A Scottish sport in which people throw 20-foot telephone poles. See also Scottish.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

2900. Aquagenic Urticaria

When someone is allergic to water and breaks out in hives and rashes after coming in contact with it, in some cases when drinking water the throat swells... worst case scenario you can never let a drop of water touch your skin without breaking out everywhere. See also Water.

Added by a Guest on March 18, 2016| 18 Comments | You Like This |

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