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Funny Sayings
2871. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei
German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.
Funny Sayings
2875. Talking to your pets doesn't make you crazy. You're only crazy once they start talking back.
See also Pets.
Funny Things
2876. Snapchat and Instagram
Two social media sites used almost exclusively by teenagers within arm's reach of each other. See also Internet, Teenagers, Unnecessary.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2878. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By
The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.