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Funny Sayings

2871. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei

German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2872. How Do You Get a Nun Pregnant?

Same way as anyone else.

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Funny Drinks

2873. Blue Bull

Red bull with blue food-coloring.

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Funny Instruments

2874. Ukuleles

Amirite folks?

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Funny Things

2876. Snapchat and Instagram

Two social media sites used almost exclusively by teenagers within arm's reach of each other. See also Internet, Teenagers, Unnecessary.

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Funny Drinks

2877. Pepnog

Half a glass of Pepsi mixed with eggnog. See also Holidays.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2878. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By

The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.

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Funny Quotes

2879. "Time Flies Like an Arrow. Fruit Flies Like a Banana."

Groucho Marx said this.

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Funny Things to Do

2880. Writing "I Hate Graffiti" on a Wall

See also Hypocritical.

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