Guest Entries
Funny Books
2861. Slow Death By Rubber Duck Shop
A funny title for a serious book. The subtitle is “The Secret Danger of Everyday Things.”
Funny Insults
2863. Mad Mustachio Purple-hued Malt-worms
Another Shakespearean insult, this time from King Henry IV, Part 1. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Sayings
2864. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk
See also Alcohol.
Funny Clothes
2867. Vests
Funny Insults
2868. But Thou Hath Done Thy Mother
Proof that Shakespeare started the "your momma" jokes. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Jobs
2869. Substitute Teacher
A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.