Guest Entries
Funny Things to Do
2822. Kiiking
An Estonian sport that involves sitting on a swingset and trying to spin 360 degrees over the bar. Do not try at home. See also Dangerous, Estonian.
Funny Things to Do
2824. Tying Someone's Shoes Together then Throwing Them Onto a Telephone Wire
They're impossible to get down once you do it. See also Pranks, Shoes.
Funny Books
2825. Slow Death By Rubber Duck Shop
A funny title for a serious book. The subtitle is “The Secret Danger of Everyday Things.”
Funny Insults
2827. Mad Mustachio Purple-hued Malt-worms
Another Shakespearean insult, this time from King Henry IV, Part 1. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Sayings
2828. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk
See also Alcohol.