Guest Entries
Funny Phrases
2792. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou
A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.
Funny Things to Do
2794. Tossing Popcorn and Catching It in Your Mouth
Usually results in a huge mess, but a much more fun way of eating it. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
2795. Barbarian Running
A sport in which you run as far as possible while yelling. If you breathe, you have to stop running.
Funny Sayings
2797. Dinosaurs Were Invented by the CIA to Discourage Time Travel
See also Conspiracies, Dinosaurs.
Funny Anti-Jokes
2798. Why Didn't the Time Machine Work?
Because the concept of a time machine breaks several laws of physics. See also Science.
Funny Things to Do
2799. Eating Corn on the Cob with Chopsticks
Keeps the little ones busy for hours.