Guest Entries
Funny Sayings
2791. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk
See also Alcohol.
Funny Clothes
2794. Vests
Funny Insults
2795. But Thou Hath Done Thy Mother
Proof that Shakespeare started the "your momma" jokes. See also Shakespeare.
Funny Jobs
2796. Substitute Teacher
A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.
Funny Things to Do
2800. Racing Hermit Crabs
Involves drawing a circle and placing two hermit crabs in the center. The first ten minutes are spent seeing which crab comes out of its shell first. See also Beach, Unnecessary.