Guest Entries
Funny Advice
2831. They Should Put Prince on The $20 Bill and Call It $19.99, the Bill Formerly Known as Prince
See also Money.
Funny Things to Do
2832. Splitting Your Country from the Catholic Church So You Can Divorce and Remarry Five Times
Funny Phrases
2835. Out the Wazoo
Meaning in great quantities. Used around the 80's, maybe? See also 80's.
Funny Things to Do
2836. Putting Fireflies in Jars
Fun, but they quickly die, leaving you feeling guilty. See also Insects.
Funny Words
2837. Amerlasoorpassuit
Greenlandic for "many", referring to any number above twelve. If you want to specify a certain number, like 17, you have to use Danish numbers. See also Greenland, Math.
Funny Insults
2838. Autohagiographer
Someone who harps on about all of their mediocre accomplishments.
Funny Phobias
2840. Acerophobia
Fear of sourness or sour things. Raise your hand if you've ever been freaked out by a Sour Patch Kids commercial. See also Candy.