Guest Entries
Funny Conveyances
2811. Ford Pinto
Unsafe at any speed, according to Ralph Nader. See also 70's, Cars.
Funny Instruments
2812. Gutbucket
Also called a washtub base. Basically a bucket with a string attached to a broom handle that's nearly impossible to tune.
Funny Instruments
2813. Paperclip
For fairly obvious reasons, the translation of the French word for trombone. See also French.
Funny Phrases
2814. Go and Cook Yourself and Egg!
Translation of the French way of saying "Leave me alone!" See also French.
Funny Things
2815. Death-Eater Gray
The depressing gray color that sucks out all happiness if you stand too close. Often the color of office cubicles. See also Depressing, Office.
Funny Quotes
2816. "Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."
See also English.
Funny Foods
2817. Liberty Lettuce
The World War I version of Freedom Fries, sauerkraut was once called liberty lettuce. See also German, Made Up.
Funny Phrases
2818. Eh Wot
A phrase used by old British gentlemen at the end of sentences that means, "you know?" or "right?". See also British, Old-Timey.
Funny Sayings
2819. The Two Happiest Days of a Boat Owner's Life Are the Day He Buys It and the Day He Sells It
Funny Words
2820. Suoicodilaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards. See also Backwards.