Guest Entries
Funny Clothes
2802. Y-Ties
Curled shoelaces so you don't have to tie your shoes. Mysteriously disappeared in 2009. See also Shoes.
Funny Dances
2803. The Drunk Giraffe
Just throw your hands in the air and wave them around. Perfect for scaring small children and weddings. See also Dr. Who.
Funny Jobs
2804. Dittybopper
Someone who communicates by Morse Code. See also Military, Telecommunications.
Funny Advice
2806. Leaves of Three, Let It be
Cute little rhyme for identifying and avoiding poison ivy. See also Nature.
Funny Insults
2809. Walking Eagle
Donald Trump's Native American name. Given to him because he's so full of crap that he can't fly. See also Birds, Politics.
Funny Words
2810. Voluntold
The state of being asked to volunteer, but really being told to do something. See also Portmanteau.