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Funny Dances

2761. Directions to the Nearest Flower

A bee communication dance. See also Insects.

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Funny Phrases

2762. Out the Wazoo

Meaning in great quantities. Used around the 80's, maybe? See also 80's.

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Funny Things to Do

2763. Putting Fireflies in Jars

Fun, but they quickly die, leaving you feeling guilty. See also Insects.

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Funny Words

2764. Amerlasoorpassuit

Greenlandic for "many", referring to any number above twelve. If you want to specify a certain number, like 17, you have to use Danish numbers. See also Greenland, Math.

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Funny Insults

2765. Autohagiographer

Someone who harps on about all of their mediocre accomplishments.

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Funny Nicknames

2766. Wednesday

For the middle child.

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Funny Phobias

2767. Acerophobia

Fear of sourness or sour things. Raise your hand if you've ever been freaked out by a Sour Patch Kids commercial. See also Candy.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2016| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

2768. Inaniloquent

Adjective for someone who talks loudly and inanely.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2769. What's Luke Skywalker's Faster Brother's Name?

Greg Skywalker.

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Funny Questions

2770. Where is South Africa?

You're not that dumb. I refuse to believe it. See also African, Redundant.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2016| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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