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Funny Things to Do

2721. Blaming The Fish

"I am astounded, how could you blame me for farting? It was obviously the fish in my son's aquarium." See also Fish, Flatulence.

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Funny Instruments

2722. Fluteophone Shop

A cute, plastic flute.

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Funny Phobias

2723. Euphobia

Fear of hearing good news.

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Funny Places

2724. Sandwich Islands

Previous name of Hawaii.

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Funny Animals

2725. Dung Beetles

The favorite bug of 2nd grade boys. See also Insects, Sophomoric.

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Funny Foods

2726. Swedish Fish Flavored Oreos

Yeesh.

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Funny Drinks

2727. Gum Water

Made by soaking bubble gum in water for an hour. See also Made Up.

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Funny Phobias

2728. Pittakionophobia

The fear of stickers.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2729. Why Didn't the Mouse Fit Through the Hole?

He was riding a tractor.

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Funny Quotes

2730. "Nah."

-Rosa Parks, 1955 See also History.

Added by a Guest on August 16, 2016| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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