Guest Entries
Funny Animals
2681. Dorkie
Offspring of a Yorkshire Terrier and a dachshund. Often found wearing glasses, and holding a textbook. See also Dogs.
Funny Nicknames
2682. Capn' Cankle
There's a kid I know whose ankles are bigger than his head. No joke.
Funny Words
2683. Durst
The past tense of "to dare". Example: I durst Johnny to jump off the diving board.
Funny Phobias
2684. Nyctohylophobia
If fairy tales have taught us anything, it is that we should all have this phobia, which is the fear of the woods in the night. See also Trees.
Funny Phrases
2687. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou
A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.
Funny Things to Do
2689. Tossing Popcorn and Catching It in Your Mouth
Usually results in a huge mess, but a much more fun way of eating it. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
2690. Barbarian Running
A sport in which you run as far as possible while yelling. If you breathe, you have to stop running.