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Funny Drinks

2681. The Angry German

Made with Blackberry schnapps, Amaretto, Jagermiester and a little lime juice. Turn up the Rammstein! See also Alcohol, German.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

2682. Unremacadamized

Real word meaning "having not been repaved with macadam." Macadam, by the way, are small broken stones.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2683. You'd Struggle to Pour Water out of a Boot with the Instructions on the Heel!

Some person on tumblr said this, NOT ME. See also Shoes.

Added by a Guest on October 24, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2684. Who's This Clown?

A doubly hurtful thing to say because it implies that the person you're insulting is a) a clown, and b) not a very well known clown. See also Clowns.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2685. Gastromancy

Telling fortunes from the rumblings of the stomach. See also Magic.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

2686. Puck-Man

Name of Pac-Man when the game was still in beta testing. Changed to Pac-Man because "Puck-Man" left an opportunity for vandals. See also 80's, Profanity, Video Games.

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2687. Why was the Blond Woman So Loud?

She was shouting.

Added by a Guest on October 20, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

2688. Hedgehogs Shop

Why don’t they just share the hedge?

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2016| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2689. Trying to Stop Freddie Mercury from Having a Good Time

Go ahead, do it. It won't work. See also Music, Singers.

Added by a Guest on October 11, 2016| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Books

2690. Shelley the Hyper-Active Turtle Shop

Shelley’s ADHD leads to some some bumpy times at school, on the bus, and with other turtle kids. See also Reptiles.

Added by a Guest on October 9, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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