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Funny Phobias

2661. Autodysomophobia

Fear of smelly people.

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Funny Nicknames

2662. Fiery Toots

'Tis true, I fart a lot. See also Flatulence.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2663. Why Didn't Santa Drink the Milk and Eat the Cookies You Left for Him?

Because he doesn't exist. See also Christmas, Holidays.

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Funny Sayings

2664. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas

The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.

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Funny Sayings

2665. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2666. I See London, I See France.

I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.

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Funny Drinks

2667. Poisoned Wine

A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

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Funny Euphemisms

2668. Purr-fume

A cat fart. See also Cats, Flatulence.

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Funny Jobs

2669. Texas Railroad Commissioner

The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.

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Funny Dances

2670. The "Mature" American

Step 1: Walk into a crowded room full of foreign people.
Step 2: Say "I have an announcement to make."
Step 3: Start making armpit farts for as long as possible. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on November 14, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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