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Funny Questions

2661. What Do You Do when Chemists Die?

Barium. See also Puns, Science.

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Funny Things to Do

2662. Hugging a Cat

See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2663. What Did the Tyrannosaurus Rex Say to the Stegosaurus?

Nothing, they lived in different time periods. See also Dinosaurs.

Added by a Guest on March 31, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

2664. 'R' on Right Wrist and 'L' on Left Wrist

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Funny Jobs

2665. Gift Skaters

The person who collects flowers, stuffed animals, and other gifts thrown onto skating rinks after a performance.

Added by a Guest on March 30, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

2667. A Grape

As you age it'll turn into a raisin.

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Funny Conveyances

2668. Partial Zero Emission Vehicles

You know, they kind of don't emit green house gases. Sort of. See also California, Cars.

Added by a Guest on March 29, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

2670. "Luke, I am your father."

Actually, everyone has it wrong. It's actually, "No, I am your father." See also Misquotes, Star Wars.

Added by a Guest on March 29, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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